Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 12, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Orkville, Illinois where bozo Joshua Haynes carjacked a vehicle, drove around for a while and then became tired, so he broke into what he thought was an unoccupied home to spend the night. Our bozo was surprised a little later in the evening when the home’s owner came home. He was even more surprised when the owner of the home slapped a pair of handcuffs on him. You see, the home was owned by a deputy sheriff.

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