Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 13, 1999

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Cheril Vernon of Palestine, Texas who was first to bring this story to our attention. From Barnstable, Massachusetts comes the story of a couple of bozo car thieves who stole a car and promptlly became lost. Then they did what guys usually never do…they asked for directions. It was who they asked that caused all the trouble. Our two bozos, in their stolen car, pulled up alongside a police cruiser, rolled down their windows and asked the officer for directions out of town. The officer told them, but noticed they were acting rather strangely. So as they pulled away he ran a check on their license plate…and was able to catch up with them before they even made the city limits.

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