Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 16, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Oakland, California where an unidentified bozo was trying to get into the United States with a forged passport. Our bozo had stolen another person’s identity and was trying to use his personal information to pass through customs. All of this might have worked out fine had our bozo chosen someone else’s identity to steal. You see, he selected a wanted felon to impersonate. When the customs officer checked the man’s identity, he discovered the name on the passport belonged to a man wanted for felony burglary and concealed weapons charges. After our bozo convinced authorities he was not that person, he was arrested anyway, for trying to enter the country under false pretenses.

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