Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 19, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from New Britain, Pennsylvania where bozo Abdullah Muhammad walked into a convenience store, purchased a pack of gum and when the clerk opened the drawer, gave him a shove and grabbed the money from the register. Only one problem, he had taken out his wallet when he paid for his gum and still had it in his hand when he made a grab for the cash. As you might expect, the wallet fell to the floor in the scuffle and the bozo left it behind when he fled. The cops checked the wallet and sure enough it contained all the identification needed to make a quick arrest of our bozo.

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