A special thanks to International Bozo News Hawk Matt Grimsey of the UK who passed along today’s report. From Seville, Spain comes the story of a bozo who picked the wrong people to rob. A bozo in the Seville airport grabbed the carry on luggage from a couple of men and made a mad dash for the nearest exit. Much to his surprise, the two men gave chase and almost immediately caught up with him. You see, our unfortunate bozo had picked the arriving plane of USA athetes who were in town for the World Championships. And the two guys he tried to outrun? Champion hurdler Larry Wade and "world’s fastest man", 100 meter world record holder Maurice Greene.