Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 27, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From La Ronge, Saskatchewan comes the story of James Fennigan, who walked into a hotel with his fingers cocked in the shape of a handgun and stuck inside his jacket pocket it looked pretty real. Pointing his "gun" at the clerk, he shouted, "This is a stickup. I’m not fooling around." When the clerk did not seem to be frightened by his weapon the bozo got more and more excited and more and more agitated until finally, he pulled his "hand gun" out of his pocket and gestured for the clerk to hurry up. Seeing he had no weapon, the clerk called for security who rushed over and quickly disarmed and arrested our bozo.

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