Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 6, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Richmond, Virginia where a German "tourist", supposedly on a golf holiday, shows up at customs with his golf bag. While making idle chatter about golf, the customs official realizes that the tourist doesn’t know a thing about the sport. He asks him to demonstrate his swing, which the bozo does–something that comes out looking like a cross between a bowling and a baseball swing. The customs official then decided to check the bozo’s golf bag, and found it filled not with golf equipment but with narcotics. Our bozo smuggler was arrested.

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