Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 7, 1999

Bozo criminals for today come from St. Paul, Minnesota where three bozos broke into a house and used a shotgun to threaten a man that they said owed them money, firing a warning shot over the man’s head in an attempt to scare him into paying up. On their way out, the shotgun discharged again, this time hitting one of the bozos in the rear end. All three were arrested a few minutes later when a police officer saw the wounded man limpling down the street and stopped to investigate.

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