Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 8, 1999

Bozo criminal for today took a little too much of a good thing. From the International File in The Netherlands comes the story of a bozo criminal known only as "Albert B." Albert B was known as the "dinner pirate" for his habit of ordering expensive meals and fine wines at the best restaurants and then telling the waiter, "You have a problem" when the check was presented. He would then claim he didn’t have enough money to pay the tab and would sneak out of the restaurant while the confused waiter tried to figure out what to do. Bozo Albert was captured when he found a restaurant he really enjoyed. He was recognized and arrested when he made the mistake of hitting the same restaurant two weeks in a row.

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