Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 12, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Newport, Delaware where bozo Robert Harrigan was wanted by the cops for leaving the scene of an automobile accident. Police didn’t have any trouble tracking our bozo down, however. The impact of the crash ruptured several paint cans in the bed of our bozo’s pickup, leaving a paint trail four miles long into the parking lot of the bozo’s apartment complex.

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