Bozo criminal for today comes from Lawrence, Massachusetts where bozo Robert Clark works as a nurse at a nursing home. To supplement his income, our bozo had a bad habit of stealing drugs from the nursing home pharmacy and then selling them on the street. Our bozo got into trouble when he stole some morphine from the pharmacy and then paged a customer who had bought drugs from him before. Or at least he thought he was calling an old customer. He misdialed and instead paged a Lawrence police officer. When the officer returned the call, our bozo asked him how he’d liked the morphine that he sold him before. The quick thinking cop played along and arranged to meet our bozo to purchase the drugs. The bozo was arrested when he arrived to make the deal, drugs in hand.