Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 15, 1999

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 0888: If you’re gonna steal from your neighbors, at least keep the stolen loot out of sight. From Gifford, Florida comes the story of bozo Barbara Mitchell who stole a number of items from her next door neighbor, including a television, shoes, hair care products and a Harley-Davidson bath towel. It was that Harley bath towel that sealed our bozo’s fate. The neighbor spotted it when our bozo hung it out to dry on the clothesline in her backyard. The cops were called, and after a little investigative work, bozo Barbara was arrested.

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