Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 16, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Chicago, Illinois where the landscapers at O’Hare International Airport were working on a beautification campaign. They had announced plans to plant wild flowers along the airport runways and in preparation had brought in several loads of compost and topsoil, dumping it on land adjacent to the runways. A bozo gardner, however, spotted the stuff and had what he considered a better idea. Bozo Alan Harrell had somehow been able to sneak onto the airport property and plant several marijuana plants in the rich topsoil. The plants took off and were growing rapidly when one of the airport landscapers noticed them. The cops were called and wouldn’t you know it, our bozo gardner showed up to tend his plants at about the same time the cops did.

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