Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 21, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Salta, Argentina comes the story of an unidentified bozo who stole some clothes from the monastery there. He might have gotten away with it if he hadn’t returned to the church the following week and taken communion from the priest wearing the very clothes he had stolen. The priest concluded mass and then called the cops who arrested the bozo parishoner.

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