Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 22, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Cordoba Province, Argentina comes the story of Bozo Hector Bedelia who robbed a woman as she sat in her car at a resort on San Roque Lake. Alerted by the victim’s screams, the cops quickly arrived and began chasing our bozo thief. Hemmed in by his pursuers, our bozo jumped into the lake to escape. Bad idea. You see, our bozo could not swim. The officers had to first save him before they could arrest him.

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