Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

7 23, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From London, England comes the story of bozo Lee Harper who broke into a car an found a camera in the glove compartment. He let his girlfriend take a picture of him as he searched the car and then proudly posed outside his home, showing off the car and the screwdriver he used to break into it. A short time later, he dumped the vehicle, leaving the camera, with the film still in it, in the car. The car was returned to the owner who had the film developed. Upon seeing our bozo’s smiling face in the photos he turned them over to the cops, who immediately recognized and arrested our bozo. The whole situation was summed up in typical British fashion by the police spokesman who said, "We are very grateful to this man for making his own arrest so easy. He quite literally put himself in the frame for his own crime."

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