Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 27, 1999

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File. From Bogota, Columbia comes the story of a group of bozo crooks who broke into a shoe store and stole over $16,000 worth of shoes. Exactly 756 shoes to be exact. And they got away with it, too. The cops are still looking for them. So what exactly makes them bozos? Well, you see all the shoes the bozos stole were display models. And in this store, to save space only the right shoe is put on display–the left one is kept in the back of the store and is brought out only if a customer wants to try a pair on. So our bozos got away with 756 shoes, all of them for the right foot only.

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