Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 28, 1999

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Vince Colvin of Mineola, Texas for passing along today’s bozo. From San Diego, California comes the story of bozo Rondell McDaniel who stopped by the offices of a soft drink distributing firm, under the premise of looking for a job. He was given a job application form to fill out, which he did. The bozo then waited for just the right moment to take it back to the front desk. When he thought no one was looking he turned in the form and snatched a $375 business check from the top of the desk. It didn’t take long for someone to notice that the check was missing and the only likely suspect was our bozo. Fortunately, he had left behind the completed job application, complete with his correct home phone number. The bozo was called and asked to please come back for a "follow-up interview." He showed up, but the only interview he had was with the police.

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