Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

6 8, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Tallahassee, Florida where bozo Frank Brown was upset with local lawmakers and decided to throw a Molotov cocktail at the local courthouse as a means of protest. He gathered together his ingredients, a bottle, some gasoline and a rag, positioned himself in front of the courthouse, lit it and gave it a throw. The bomb was a dud, sputtering and only slightly singeing the outside of the building. The bozo did, however, succeed in doing some damage to his own foot. When, the threw the cocktail, some of the gas poured onto his sandals which promptly caught fire, burning his feet. Our bozo hopped around for a few moments before spotting a nearby fountain, where he was cooling his feet when police arrived.

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