Bozo criminals for today come from Seattle, Washington, where three bozos were arrested for vandalizing the roof of Safeco Field, the city’s new downtown baseball stadium. The bozos wrote the names"Will, Sal and Jeff" on the roof of the stadium. The police didn’t have any trouble tracking them down, though. They contacted the company that had installed the roof and sure enough they had three employees named Will, Sal and Jeff who had worked on the project. They were charged with criminal mischief.