Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

6 10, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Florida where bozo Ronnie Majors held up a bank and was making a speedy getaway when he pulled up to the guardhouse at the entrance to Homestead Air Force Base. Our bozo was a little confused. Thinking he had pulled up to a highway toll booth, he reached into his sack and tried to give the guard some of the cash he’d just stolen. The guard, who had been alerted to be on the lookout for our bozo, motioned him onto the base where he was promptly arrested.

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