Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

6 21, 1999

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Perth, New York where bozo Larry Swain proved the old adage that some bozos just never learn. Bozo Larry was arrested and charged with discharging a firearm across a public highway after he shot at what he thought was a deer, but was actually a mechanical decoy used to catch poachers. It must have been a really lifelike decoy, too, because our bozo was arrested last year at the same location, shooting at the same decoy.

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