Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

6 22, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Salem, Oregon where bozo Gail Lynch was scheduled to appear in court on charges of drunk driving, driving with a suspended license, driving without insurance and violating probation for a previous drunk driving arrest. So, how did she get to court? She drove. And not only did she drive herself, she also had a couple of drinks before heading to court. She won’t be driving anywhere for a while. The judge ordered her to be held without bond.

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