Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

6 24, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Germany comes the story of a 31 year old bozo who tried to hold up a bank at a city just outside of Berlin. The bozo pulled out a pistol and demanded cash. The teller calmly informed him that before she could give him any cash, he would have to show his bank ID card. It is common practice in German banks to show the ID cards for even the smallest transactions. So, the bozo reached into his pocket and pulled out his ID card, handing it to the teller. He then fled with a small amount of money, leaving his ID card behind. He was captured a short time later.

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