Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

6 25, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Albuquerque, New Mexico where bozo Roger Harrigan had what seemed to be a good idea, but very bad timing. Our bozo was employeed by a construction crew that was building a new bank in town. Sometime prior to the bank’s grand opening, our bozo positioned himself in a ceiling panel and when the bank opened for business the first day, he dropped from the ceiling and demanded cash from the teller. But since it was the bank’s first day, there was only a small amount of cash on hand. And since it was the bank’s first day, there was a large amount of security on hand. The bozo was shaking his head counting his small take whan a security guard nabbed him.

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