Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 3, 1999

From York County, Virginia comes the story of 22 year old bozo Denova Ryan who really wanted to help get her boyfriend out of the county jail. She called the jail, identifying herself as being from the prosecutor’s office and told authorities that the prosecutors had dropped the charges against him and that he should be released immediately. The jailers suspected something was up and told her that they would need to see the order to release him on the prosecutor’s letterhead. Several hours later a fax arrived with the words "York County Commonwealth Office" hand printed in big block letters across the top. The fax also had numerous spelling errors and the return fax ID of a local print shop that also provided fax service. Needless to say, she was arrested and her boyfriend was not released.

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