Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 4, 1999

We’re not sure of any crime committed by today’s bozo except for being criminally stupid. From Salt Lake City, Utah comes the story of bozo Joseph Bradley who had a small problem, his pants kept falling down. To solve the problem he decided to punch an extra hole in his belt. He used a small caliber bullet as a punch and began tapping it into the belt with a hammer. As you might expect, the bullet fired, ricocheted off the table and struck him in the neck. Since police couldn’t find anything to arrest him for, he was treated and released from the hospital.

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