Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 5, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Rockaway Township, New Jersey where fourth grade substitute teacher Joseph Green became indignant when the principal accused him of coming to class drunk. Our bozo was so upset that he loaded the principal into his car and drove himself to the nearest police station and demanded a breathalyzer test. The police obliged and gave him not one, but two tests. He failed them both and was arrested for DUI.

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