Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 7, 1999

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Tom Doodkorte of The Netherlands who sent along today’s bozo report for the International File. From Rotterdam, The Netherlands, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who entered a clothing store and found a pair of pants he liked. The bozo decided to steal the pants but first he had to remove the electronic anti theft tag. So, he entered the dressing room and worked for several minutes, finally succeeding in removing the tag. He then folded the pants under his coat and tried to walk out of the store. As he neared the exit, the alarm went off and he was detained by security guards. And why did the alarm go off? After removing the electronic tag from the pants, the bozo had stuffed it into his own coat pocket.

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