Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 12, 1999

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Chandler, Arizona where bozo Sean Blanchard was playing with a pair of handcuffs at his home when he realized that he didn’t have the key and couldn’t get them off. (We don’t even want to know why he was "playing" with a pair of handcuffs) So, he called the police and asked them to come over and free him. This would probably have been a good idea except for one thing. Bozo Sean was a wanted man. The police discovered the outstanding warrant when they ran a routine check on his name. The cops did remove the handcuffs, but only after he was safely locked away in jail.

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