Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 14, 1999

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Lecompte, Louisiana where bozo Willie Jones violated Bozo Rule Number 0558: When you’re a wanted man it’s not a good idea to go on a national TV show. Bozo Willie was wanted by the local cops on an assault charge when he made an appearance on an episode of the Jerry Springer show (where else?) dealing with cross dressers (what else?). The cops happened to be watching the show when they saw our bozo there in all his glory, telling about an altercation he had had with his sister. Since the shows are taped in advance, the officers figured that the bozo would probably be at home watching himself on TV. He was, surrounded by friends and relatives. He didn’t get to finish watching the show as the cops hauled him off to jail.

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