Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 17, 1999

The Bozo criminal for today comes from Nashville, Tennessee where bozo Quentin Wilson was hitch-hiking when he was picked up by Derry Baldwin. To show his gratitude for being given a ride, our bozo offered the driver a small complimentary bag of crack cocaine. The driver accepted, and then drove our bozo directly to jail. You see, the bozo had been offered a ride by an off duty police officer.

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