Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 21, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Manchester Township, Pennsylvania, where bozo Donald Pierce had quite the reputation among his co-workers as a prankster. Our bozo thought it would be just hilarious to set off a little bomb in one of the porta potties on the construction site where he worked. Not really big enough to cause serious harm, just enough to cause quite a mess, if you know what I mean. So, our bozo set up his little bomb and then found himself a convenient hiding place to watch the fun. Much to our bozo’s disappointment, an hour passed with several workers visiting the facilities, but no explosions. So, the bozo decided he’d better check the porta potty himself to see what was wrong. Apparently there was nothing wrong, as the booby trapped john blew up as our bozo was trying to check it out. He received minor burns and major embarassment and was charged with criminal mischief.

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