Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 24, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Florence, North Carolina where bozos James Cox and Johnny Andrews had plans to rob the pizza delivery guy. So, the first thing they did was call up and order a pizza. A few minutes later, the pizza shop called and said their delivery man was having trouble finding the address. The bozos said no problem and arranged to meet the pizza guy elsewhere. The delivery man met the bozos at the designated location and was confronted by our bozos who pointed a gun in his face. The delivery person threw the pizzas at them, got back in his car and sped off. The bozos then picked up the pizzas and headed back home. Only one problem. Remember their home address that the delivery guy couldn’t find? The cops had no trouble at all finding it and the bozos were arrested before they could finish their pizza.

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