Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

5 25, 1999

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Miller Duncan for passing along today’s report. From the International File in Bydgoszcz, Poland comes the story of a 17 year old bozo who walked outside his apartment and began threatening his neighbors with a gun, firing off several shots. He hit one man in the shoulder and as he was making his getaway, he tried to stuff his gun in his pocket, causing it to go off and shooting himself in the foot. Yes, our bozo literally shot himself in the foot. This slowed him down enough for bystanders to tackle him and hold him down until the police arrived.

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