Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 2, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lexington, Kentucky where bozo Troy Hamilton walked into a convenience store, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk refused. The bozo then lunged toward the clerk and in the ensuing struggle the gun went off, wounding the bozo in the arm. The crook then fled the store and turned up a few minutes later at the police station, wanting to file assault charges against the clerk. He was arrested.

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