Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 6, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Kingston, Ontario, Canada where bozo Alan Hamel walked into a convenience store, waved a knife at the clerk and demanded cash. The clerk stepped back from the register and told our bozo to help himself. Unable to open the register, the bozo grabbed it off the counter and headed for the door, without realizing the machine was still plugged in. He only made it a couple of steps before the cord snapped tight and jerked him off his feet. He then tried to cut the electric wire with his knife. His knife with a metal handle. He received enough of a jolt that the clerk was able to hold him down until the cops arrived.

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