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4 9, 1999

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Greg Denman of the Lufkin, Texas PD for sending along today’s report. It seems bozo Timmy Mason was stopped by the Lufkin police on a traffic violation. The officer asked our bozo if he would mind the officer looking inside the vehicle to see if it contained any weapons or contraband. To which the bozo replied, "Yes, I do mind." The officer asked him why and our bozo replied, "Because I have a gun in the front seat." Sure enough, there was a 9mm pistol beside the driver’s seat. Our bozo was arrested for unlawful possession of a weapon.

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