Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 14, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Beaverdam, Virginia where bozo Ronnie Thompson walked into the local Quick Stop convenience store, pulled out a pistol and demanded that the clerk hand over all the money in the register. The clerk quickly noticed that the pistol our bozo was pointing at him was in fact a squirt gun. The clerk then reached under the counter and pulled out a real gun, a 45 semi automatic, which he trained on the bozo until the cops arrived.

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