Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 15, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Clearwater, Florida where bozo Darren O’Donnell spotted some wild parrots nesting atop an electrical substation. Thinking the parrots might be valuable, our bozo set out to capture them. Now, if you are a bozo and you want to dislodge some parrots from the top of an electrical substation, what would you use? A metal pole, of course. Our bozo was poking around with the pole when he touched a transformer and was zapped with 15,000 volts. The parrots were unharmed. The bozo suffered second and third degree burns and was arrested.

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