Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 16, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Columbus, Ohio where bozo Harry Livingston held up two local banks. Evidently our bozo couldn’t afford a getaway car, so, before the holdups, he rented one. Only problem, he had to give the rental company a copy of his drivers license before renting the car. When a witness spotted the license number on the car, it was immediately traced to the rental agency and to our hapless robber.

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