Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 21, 1999

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Miller Duncan for passing along today’s story via the internet. Bozo criminal for today comes from Lake Havasu City, Arizona where bozo Robbie Collins walked into a convenience store, carrying a large rock. He threatened to hit the clerk with the rock if he didn’t give him a 12 pack of beer, which he did. The bozo then returned to his girlfriend’s home to drink the beer. The girlfriend, having had all she could take, simply waited for the bozo to drink himself into a stupor and returned to the store with a check for the beer. She then called the cops who went to the woman’s home and, after considerable difficulty, succeeded in waking up our bozo and taking him away.

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