Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 23, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Richmond, Virginia where the local movie house was hosting a special screening of the movie, The Wizard of Oz. To promote the movie, the theatre had a giant pair of ruby slippers built. And very impressive slippers they were, carved from styrofoam, five feet long and absolutely covered with red glitter. The slippers were placed atop the theatre’s marquee and wouldn’t you know it, the next morning the ruby slippers sere gone, stolen by a bozo thief. Didn’t take the cops long to catch the thief, however. All they had to do was follow the trail of red glitter to the bozo’s apartment nearby.

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