Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 27, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Hackensack, New Jersey where bozo Richard Zoller went to visit a friend in jail. The Bozo’s first mistake was when he parked in a space reserved for the warden. When the warden arrived for work and found someone in his space, he ran a quick check on the license tag and found our bozo had an outstanding traffic warrant. So, the bozo was called into the warden’s office. As the warden was explaining the trouble he was in, our bozo fell asleep. Right there in the chair in front of the warden. This made the cops a little suspicious and a quick check of the bozo’s car found four bags of heroin, in plain sight in the front seat. The bozo was arrested and the car towed out of the warden’s spot.

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