Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 29, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from the Internal Affairs Department. 22 year old Tim Wilson’s dream was to become a cop, so when the Atlanta police department accepted him as a recruit he was very excited. Too excited, as it turns out. He just couldn’t wait to tell his mom the good news. Mom lives in Alabama and Tim had no way to get there so he did what any bozo would do. He "borrowed" a marked police car and drove it there. On the way back, he noticed an Alabama state trooper had pulled over a motorist, so our bozo stopped to offer his assistence. The Alabama cop, suspicious as to why a 22 year old was driving an Atlanta police car on an Alabama Interstate, called the Atlanta PD. Not only was our bozo arrested, he was also fired immediately upon his return home.

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