Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

4 30, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Horseshoe Bend, Arkansas where bozo Frank McShane came up with a brilliant money making scheme. He would sell forged Arkansas drivers licenses to underage folks and anyone else who needed one. His business was going well until one of his customers was stopped and a policeman noticed something was not quite right with the license. It seems our bozo had gone to a great deal of trouble to make sure his license looked like the real thing…except for one very important detail. On the license, "Arkansas" was misspelled.

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