Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

3 2, 1999

Bozo criminal for today picked the wrong place to hide from the cops. From the International File in Johannesburg, South Africa comes the story of Isaac Moohad who was surprised by the police as he was attempting to break into a house. Fleeing down the street, our bozo made a quick turn and ran into the local zoo, leaping over a wall and directly into the gorilla cage. He found himself face to face with Max the Gorilla, who wasn’t in the mood for visitors. Max the Gorillia tore the bozo’s jeans, bit him on the behind, grabbed his leg, swung him around and threw him against the wall, where he kept him pinned until police and zookeepers arrived.

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