Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

3 3, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Detroit, Michigan where bozo Hank Collins broke into the basement of a bank by breaking a street level window and squeezing through. Unfortunately for our bozo, once he was in the basement he could find no way to get into the bank itself. Also unfortunately for the bozo the window was too high for him to climb back up and escape and besides he had cut himself rather badly on the broken glass as he had climbed through. So, what did he do? He found a phone in the basement and called 911 for help.

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