Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

3 11, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Gaithersburg, Maryland where there had been a number of appliances stolen from new town homes that were being built. Last Monday morning police were investigating the theft of a refrigerator from one of the homes over the weekend. It was at this time that one of the cops noticed bozo Freddie Simon. Freddie worked on the construction crew and he was backing his pickup up to the dumpster on the site. And what was he throwing into the dumpster? The cardboard box that the refrigerator he had stolen had come in. After a quick check of serial numbers, he was arrested.

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