Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

3 18, 1999

From Athens, Ohio comes a bozo story that proves dog may not be man’s best friend–if you’re a Bozo. Bozo Shawn Slater took his dog with him as he went downtown to browse thru a record store. The store had a no pets policy, so the bozo tied the dog to a parking meter in front of the store. The bozo must have found a lot to look at inside, because he stayed there long enough that someone became concerned about the dog tied to the parking meter. An employee from a neighboring business came out to check on the dog and noticed he had a "fanny pack" around his neck. Inside the pack there was no identification but there were four ounces of marijuana and $720. The police were called and the dog was taken downtown for safe keeping. Our bozo was arrested a short time later when he went down to the police station to report his dog had been stolen.

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